funnyordie:

I 8===> NY

@ProSexTips

funnyordie:

The 25 Best Ron Swanson GIFs on the Internet

Ron Swanson is amazing. On loop. Forever.

comedycentral:

From John Mulaney’s New In Town

comedycentral:

John Mulaney: New In Town premieres tomorrow at 10/9c.

clientsfromhell:

Me: Did you want the font in cursive or something more simple?

Client: I want it in English.

Me: English is a language - cursive is a type of font we use. Did you want it to be fancy, or simple?

Client: No! In English!

Me: English it is then. 

funnyordie:

I 8===> NY

@ProSexTips

clientsfromhell:

Client: Why isn’t this site working?! We have a meeting in a few hours and we can’t send them a broken site! Is it the network or do we need to buy a security certificate like it says in the error? Is this something IT needs to take care of or is this your department? Is it because of our firewall or is the site just down? I tried in IE and
Firefox.

Me: You added a period at the end of the URL. Remove it and it should work.

Client: Oh. You should let me know when punctuation doesn’t apply. 

hammerito:

Eli Manning: Strong Side/Weak Side

via The Onion